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Text Post Sat, Aug. 30, 2014 2 notes

Sex Toy Review #4

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The SPELLBOUNDSTUD Double Jack from California Exotic Novelties.

I paid around $44, though I suspect it’s cheaper in better-located stores.

I’d give this a B+ based on how /I/ liked it.

I’ve never used a double jack before and it took a while to find the proper motion for it because the second jack didn’t quite touch my clit the way I think it’s /meant/. I had to use my wrist in a rocking motion to achieve any clitoral stimulation, and the only downside was that the shaft didn’t reach very deep.

This is the first time I’ve enjoyed the vibrations of a toy. They were very gentle at the highest setting and very quiet. I know some females require more violent motions but this was just fine for me.

The shaft was not extremely flexible, but flexible /enough/ that it bent with my body. This is good because it was just a tad too short when taking into account the second jack. If it had been maybe two inches longer it would have been perfect.

Because of the length, I ended up using it not quite how it was intended.

Because of the gentle vibrations, I think this does better as a personal massager. It felt nice rubbing the head against my clit, I think this was because the material is soft and pliant, as opposed to cheaper massagers that are hard plastic, vibrate violently and put too much simulation on the clit.

This was good to warm me up for my favorite, the Gslim (which is considerably cheaper), using it for shallow vaginal penetration and a sort of rubbing, clitoral stimulation, before being wet enough to slide a longer toy inside.

I liked this one very much, but if you want deep penetration and harder vibrations, this is not for you.






Text Post Sat, Aug. 30, 2014 1 note

Sex Toy Reviews #3

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I can’t really give this a grade because I should have read the damn label. I shouldn’t have bought a jelly.

For those with sensitive skin, jelly toys deteriorate over a short amount of time, which means the chemicals will BURN.

A fresh jelly shouldn’t have that effect, but regardless, this one … stung. It wasn’t unpleasant enough to discourage me, but I will have to throw it away.

This is a very slim toy, the largest part being about an inch thick. There is no loop to keep it from slipping all the way in without losing it, so I wouldn’t suggest putting it in entirely. The end with the single bump stayed outside comfortably enough so I wasn’t very worried. The center provided some nice, gentle stimulation, though if you’re looking for something more intense or noticeable you will definitely have to get something bigger.

It was very easy to walk around with this inside. I could still feel it but it wasn’t overwhelming and was very flexible. I had to use a second toy though to achieve orgasm, but it was nice having this in simultaneously.

The beaded end was thin enough to easily pull in and out in a thrusting motion without giving me the “I have to poop” feeling. It doesn’t reach very deep, though.

It’s also rather pretty to look at, but I’m afraid I’ll have to find another alternative because of the material. This is good for a one-time use or for beginners not ready for something thicker.






Text Post Sat, Aug. 30, 2014 1 note

Sex Toy Reviews #2

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So I bought this fella. The Waterproof Lady Bird from Nasstoys.

With no rating system whatsoever I give it a D+.

The material itself was acceptable and flexible, but the motor made the shaft unrelenting. That wasn’t really problem because the shaft is rather thin, about 1.5”, making it easy to maneuver.

The battery wouldn’t work unless the cap at the bottom was … off. I couldn’t screw on the cap and have it vibrating simultaneously. I figured I’d shrug that off because I’m not big on vibrations anyway.

I bought this (Around $30, but I believe it’s $15 at better-located stores) because I was curious about the tip. While the very head of the toy is very pliable, the bird’s beak feels too pointed and is rather painful against my cervix. I learned I prefer rounded tips, significantly.

Also the curve of the toy didn’t really locate my “g-spot” and I had to tilt it awkwardly to find it, and like I said, the shaft wasn’t nearly pliable enough for that.

Not very good, personally. I wouldn’t recommend this unless you prefer a sharper, more direct stimulation.






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Oops I camwhored




Two nights ago I was able to properly top him. We’ve tried in the past, but he refused to clean himself. I told him later it wasn’t that I minded strap ons, I minded poop. So I bought some douches and left him to it.

The lube was cumbersome because it got sticky after a while. I used Astroglide, but it turns out neither of us really need it. Well, I do when I get to the large end of tapered anal beads, but a normal-length dildo or cock is fine without lube.

I fingered him first, and I’m glad I did. He told me to slow down a few times, but once I was in by the third knuckle he seemed used to it. He didn’t realize I was fingering him until I started to put on the strapon. He seemed mildly concerned.

It took me a bit to aim properly. Once I started easing in, he breathed and took the cock better than I had. It was smaller than his cock is though, by about two inches, but thicker. I’d guess 5 inches. Once I’d settled into him I had to rearrange so my legs weren’t in the way. I kept sliding backwards while I was thrusting.

I obviously couldn’t feel where my cock was in him, so I slid out a few times. After the third or fourth time we were about to give up, but we finally found a rhythm. He’s considerably bigger than me so I had to press myself against my chest to get enough leverage, but I could feel his cock hard between our bellies. My clit rubbed against the base of the strapon and I tried not to be too aroused, but I orgasmed and after that I was done, embarrassed and still unsure of how to position myself.

Occasionally he’d shift his hips up against me and find his prostate himself, moaning and gasping. He liked it, but was having difficulty keeping his legs up. He preferred being fucked on his back because of the angle of my cock.

The whole thing was awkward, but we laughed a lot and had fun. I told him I’d keep trying. He insisted it was good, just I wasn’t pulling out far enough in the end and his legs were getting tired from holding them up. 






Occasionally I get can orgasm just from penetration. I suppose today wasn’t only penetration because we 69’d first, the first time in a while. We’re rather vanilla in terms in positions, but mostly because we don’t have time for more.

I felt so good I was having a hard time putting him in because I could feel myself cumming the further down I sank on him. I had to start, stop, shift my hips, breathe and sink a little lower. I felt like his cock went on forever and when he was finally fully inside of me I was whimpering.

I didn’t last long after that; A few shifts of my hips, pumping slowly, listening to his soft moans because he was deep and thick today, and I felt more full than I had in a long while. My orgasm rippled through me gently, quietly, but left me hornier and more sensitive than when we had started.

When he finally came he stayed hard for while while we petted and murmured at each other. Today is going to be the last day for a while.


#sex#tmi




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Text Post Wed, May. 08, 2013 2 notes

There’s a spot

Sometimes if his cock fills me at just the right angle there seems to be place made for the head of his cock.

It’s like he settles into place and I can ride him as hard and fast as I want without him slipping out. The difference is feeling him pump inside of me instead of just thrusting.

I’m not entirely sure what that special position is, but I know I’ve found it when my pussy gushes and my entire body gets warm and my clit throbs and I just want to rub myself all over him.

I’ll spread my legs even wider for him then, because spreading myself makes my pussy and pelvis tighter and wetter.


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Text Post Sun, Apr. 29, 2012 2 notes

I’m finding the more I fuck the more sensitive I get. Certain things arouse me much more than they used to. I suppose that’s conditioning for you.

My neck, back and shoulder blades, fingers, legs, pelvis, especially. They’ve always been sensitive for what they are but now when special attention is made I get that much more aroused.

I wonder if other people experience this change.


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Text Post Sun, Nov. 27, 2011 2 notes

»When you wake up with arms around you and a boner against your ass.

Morning sex.


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